Adventures in South Korea!: New Years in Phuket

In Phuket, we stayed at Patong Beach, which is
essentially the trashy Las Vegas of Thailand.

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There was some sort of reservation mishap
that landed us in this tiny room...

...with this sweet view of the hotel next door!

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In Bangkok we managed to do some cultural sightseeing,
but once in Patong the only sights we took in were
beaches, bars and hookers.

It was like spring break everywhere...

Butt for sale!

Teresa playing Jackpot with a working girl

Teresa, Dave, Judy & Andrew

Hooker, Hooker & Prostitute

Dave & Andrew got to play a rousing game of
Jenga with a prostitute, a ladyboy and a random Brit

The ladyboy protecting the tower from the fans

Real sexy, dude...

Ha!

Andrew fell in love with this one.

Teresa thought she was a dude,
but everyone else was convinced she was all woman.

Dave wanted a piece!

Ahhhh! We ran into Danny!!!
(He's a fellow teacher in Ulsan)

This was our prostitute.
She was so cute and sweet.
We visited her almost every night.

Lookin' good, Teresa

More of our surroundings

At club Tiger!

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The next day we met up with the rest of
our friends and headed to Karon Beach.

Underwater Camera!

Teresa's underwater sexy look

We were convinced that this piece of
grass was a fish until we took a picture of it.

His sunburn actually looks less severe in this picture. It was bad.

Allie and her ghost story...

Dave's got it, but Teresa's sexy look still needs some work.

Judy's got her's down!
(And yes, that is Andrew in a white Speedo)

Underwater arm wrestling

Judy had trouble going underwater,
so none of the couple pictures turned out.

We all had contacts in so it was blind shooting underwater.
That's how we ended up with pictures like this...

Group shots

Those crazy outboards again

Nice...

This photo was taken by a rep for Sports Illustrated

The view from our beach loungers

I'll take a Thai Massage, a Takeskinoff Foot and a Make Hair please...

Matching outfits in the party tuk tuk

And it looks like Dave has a gold tooth, but we promise he doesn't.

Allie zero, Jon four

The Ladies

98% of the glasses at Paris Bar
were these woman shaped ones!

Awwww...

Welcome to Clinic!

Choosing our meds from the Barmacy menu

Dr. Allie and her slutty nurses are here to help

Our first prescription filled.
An IV bag of Viagra sucked into syringes!

Medical Supplies

Judy and her nurse

A doctor is always on call

Dr. Jon and his slutty nurses!

Something was really funny

Did somebody call the doctor?
(Andrew's second pair of linen pants)

While Andrew was playing doctor on the balcony,
this woman thought he worked at Clinic and pinched
his butt so he would take their order...

Judy and the weird display by the bathroom

Not sure what's happening here

Before

After

Winter Break & 7th Heaven

The 69 Bar & Bonkers

The girls

The boys

The Legs

Andrew is always classy

The girls take a turn on the pole...

Teresa's bra!

The person that rings the bell buys a round for everyone at the bar

Allie getting more than a handful

WOW!

I really think she is doing a pit check...

Whispering sweet nothings

Four good lookin' dudes

The Gang

Don't know what's going on here

The two most beautiful things in Andrew's life

Thai Ronald

We found ants in our room, so we asked the
front desk for a room change. This was our new view!

Patong Beach

Didn't know the camera was zoomed

D&T

The parasailing at Patong was all day, everyday.
It's hard to see in the picture, but there was a Thai man riding
tandem with each tourist, only he wasn't strapped in. He would
swing around in the ropes during the ride. It was strange.