The trip began with an early morning flight from
Busan, South Korea to Bangkok, Thailand on Christmas day.
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Busan, South Korea to Bangkok, Thailand on Christmas day.
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The increased security measures for Thai Air
really hit home when they forced us to check our
bowling balls, bowling pins, tent stakes and power tools!
Yes, behind the cowboy and cowgirl,
that Mexican fir tree is playing the guitar for those African children...
that Mexican fir tree is playing the guitar for those African children...
Views of the complex system of Skytrain rails,
pedestrian bridges, and elevated sidewalks and roads
that fill the sky in the Siam area of Bangkok.
pedestrian bridges, and elevated sidewalks and roads
that fill the sky in the Siam area of Bangkok.
This picture would have been much better
had the bald jerk kept his dumb bald head out of the frame.
had the bald jerk kept his dumb bald head out of the frame.
Since it was Christmas, we stopped and split
a crispy chicken burger made by the jolly old man himself.
a crispy chicken burger made by the jolly old man himself.
Santa's chicken burger was good, but not quite enough,
so we headed to Food Avenue.
Our next Christmas day snack was falafel and a lamb and lentil soup.
so we headed to Food Avenue.
Our next Christmas day snack was falafel and a lamb and lentil soup.
The Lonely Planet recommended that
tourists avoid the public buses. Their reasoning
was immediately obvious once we saw one.
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On Day 2, we got up early and headed for the
Chatuchak Weekend Market on the other side of town.
This market, only open Fri-Sun, is the largest market in the world.
Views of the hotel in the early morning light
tourists avoid the public buses. Their reasoning
was immediately obvious once we saw one.
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On Day 2, we got up early and headed for the
Chatuchak Weekend Market on the other side of town.
This market, only open Fri-Sun, is the largest market in the world.
Views of the hotel in the early morning light
The Chatuchak Weekend Market
Don't remember the name of this one, but it was delicious.
The floating balls were pork and we never had a clue
what the small, grapenut-looking things were.
The floating balls were pork and we never had a clue
what the small, grapenut-looking things were.
Even though it was the world's largest market,
we didn't take too many photos because it was
crowded, a little scary, and extremely hot.
The heat was so bad in Bangkok that we'd have to
be somewhere with A/C by 11:30 or 12 each day.
About the only things with air conditioning in the
city were shopping malls, so shopping we did!
we didn't take too many photos because it was
crowded, a little scary, and extremely hot.
The heat was so bad in Bangkok that we'd have to
be somewhere with A/C by 11:30 or 12 each day.
About the only things with air conditioning in the
city were shopping malls, so shopping we did!
Some more Christmas decorations
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That evening, on a friend's recommendation, we headed to
Moon Bar at Vertigo, atop the Banyan Tree Hotel
to sip on some cocktails and take in the Bangkok sunset.
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That evening, on a friend's recommendation, we headed to
Moon Bar at Vertigo, atop the Banyan Tree Hotel
to sip on some cocktails and take in the Bangkok sunset.
Once the sun went down, we hurried out of the Banyan
Tree in search of linen pants before the stores closed.
(To set the record straight, we did not want the linen pants,
they were a necessity. All temples and Buddhist sites require
visitors to wear pants, and even in the 'cool' Thai
mornings it's still far too hot for jeans.)
Tree in search of linen pants before the stores closed.
(To set the record straight, we did not want the linen pants,
they were a necessity. All temples and Buddhist sites require
visitors to wear pants, and even in the 'cool' Thai
mornings it's still far too hot for jeans.)
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The next morning (donning our new linen) we boarded the
Chao Praya Express bound for the Grand Palace,
the Emerald Buddha and the Reclining Buddha.
The next morning (donning our new linen) we boarded the
Chao Praya Express bound for the Grand Palace,
the Emerald Buddha and the Reclining Buddha.
The boat dropped us off on a dock connected
to a small meat and produce market.
to a small meat and produce market.
Two Tom Yums before 10 AM!
Tom Yum was the majority of Andrew's diet while in Thailand.
It is a shrimp and mushroom soup flavored
with lemongrass, lime and chilies.
Dee-licious!
Tom Yum was the majority of Andrew's diet while in Thailand.
It is a shrimp and mushroom soup flavored
with lemongrass, lime and chilies.
Dee-licious!
The incredibly intricate details and the copious amounts of gold leafing
made it seem fake, like something created by Walt Disney.
made it seem fake, like something created by Walt Disney.
The gold thing is Phra Si Rattana Chedi.
It is considered the most sacred Stupa on the
compound, containing the most sacred Buddha relics.
It is considered the most sacred Stupa on the
compound, containing the most sacred Buddha relics.
Us, in our linen pants, outside Wat Phra Kaew,
the temple containing the Emerald Buddha.
We bought our linen pants from a booth in a market,
so they were actually more like linen scrubs.
Yep, really nice...
the temple containing the Emerald Buddha.
We bought our linen pants from a booth in a market,
so they were actually more like linen scrubs.
Yep, really nice...
After the Grand Palace, we headed to Wat Pho
to take a gander at the Reclining Buddha.
to take a gander at the Reclining Buddha.
The largest Stupa (structure containing
Buddhist relics) within the grounds.
Decorated with an amazing floral mosaic.
Buddhist relics) within the grounds.
Decorated with an amazing floral mosaic.
Sweet pose, Judy!
After a walk around Wat Pho, we were too hot,
so we headed back to the Chao Praya Express.
After a walk around Wat Pho, we were too hot,
so we headed back to the Chao Praya Express.
In search of a French restaurant,
we ended up in the Patpong neighborhood.
Luckily, it was during the day, because the Patpong area becomes
the heart of the Bangkok flesh trade once the sun goes down...
we ended up in the Patpong neighborhood.
Luckily, it was during the day, because the Patpong area becomes
the heart of the Bangkok flesh trade once the sun goes down...
Nothing says 'sanitary' like a stray cat living on
a street full of strip clubs and prostitute bars...
a street full of strip clubs and prostitute bars...
Does this mean that in the Thai translation of Pinocchio,
he becomes a ladyboy instead of a real boy?
he becomes a ladyboy instead of a real boy?
Andrew shooting his bird nest drink outside Super Pussy.
The company's other health drink was called,
"Essence of Chicken."
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That evening, we had the pleasure of witnessing Calypso Cabaret,
an all ladyboy cabaret show at the Asia Hotel.
The show was pretty incredible. It ended with an amazing
rendition of Mariah Carey's, "All I Want For Christmas Is You."
The company's other health drink was called,
"Essence of Chicken."
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That evening, we had the pleasure of witnessing Calypso Cabaret,
an all ladyboy cabaret show at the Asia Hotel.
The show was pretty incredible. It ended with an amazing
rendition of Mariah Carey's, "All I Want For Christmas Is You."
Andrew got to pose with one of the scariest ones in the show...
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We spent our last day in Bangkok with a hired driver.
He drove us outside the city to the Damnernsaduak Floating Market,
the Cobra Show and the Samphran Elephant Ground & Zoo.
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We spent our last day in Bangkok with a hired driver.
He drove us outside the city to the Damnernsaduak Floating Market,
the Cobra Show and the Samphran Elephant Ground & Zoo.
On the way to the market,
we made a pitstop at coconut sugar farm.
we made a pitstop at coconut sugar farm.
We think this woman selling fried noodles has
whitening cream smeared on her face, but we're not certain.
whitening cream smeared on her face, but we're not certain.
Another booth selling tourist crap. Sadly,
the market has become more a tourist trap than
an actual market, but it was still cool.
the market has become more a tourist trap than
an actual market, but it was still cool.
Our driver offered to take us to ride elephants,
but it ended up being a circle around this parking lot on
these poor, sad elephants, so we decided against it.
but it ended up being a circle around this parking lot on
these poor, sad elephants, so we decided against it.
With the elephant ride crossed off the itinerary,
it meant straight to the Cobra Show!
(another attraction we should have avoided)
it meant straight to the Cobra Show!
(another attraction we should have avoided)
The saddest part of the Cobra Show was that we
seemed to be the only ones to notice how terrible it was.
After the Cobra Show, we headed to the Samphran
Elephant Ground & Zoo to catch the Elephant Theme Show....
seemed to be the only ones to notice how terrible it was.
After the Cobra Show, we headed to the Samphran
Elephant Ground & Zoo to catch the Elephant Theme Show....
Elephant theme show, crocodile wrestling
and a ghost castle all to the right?
Seems too good to be true...
and a ghost castle all to the right?
Seems too good to be true...
Each night in Bangkok we passed this street meat
cart outside the hotel that sold frogs, and Andrew
said he was going to try it everyday, so the last night, he had to.
It tasted great, but the woman just hacked it up and left
all the bones, so it was more work than it was worth.
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The next morning, we headed back to the airport to go south
and spend the rest of our vacation on the beaches of Phuket...
cart outside the hotel that sold frogs, and Andrew
said he was going to try it everyday, so the last night, he had to.
It tasted great, but the woman just hacked it up and left
all the bones, so it was more work than it was worth.
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The next morning, we headed back to the airport to go south
and spend the rest of our vacation on the beaches of Phuket...
Thanks for sharing - it looks like you guys are making the most of your time there. And all that exciting food!
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