In Phuket, we stayed at Patong Beach, which is
essentially the trashy Las Vegas of Thailand.
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There was some sort of reservation mishap
that landed us in this tiny room...
essentially the trashy Las Vegas of Thailand.
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There was some sort of reservation mishap
that landed us in this tiny room...
...with this sweet view of the hotel next door!----------
In Bangkok we managed to do some cultural sightseeing,
but once in Patong the only sights we took in were
beaches, bars and hookers.
It was like spring break everywhere...
Butt for sale!
Teresa playing Jackpot with a working girl
Teresa, Dave, Judy & Andrew
Hooker, Hooker & Prostitute
Dave & Andrew got to play a rousing game ofJenga with a prostitute, a ladyboy and a random Brit
The ladyboy protecting the tower from the fans
Real sexy, dude...
Ha!
Andrew fell in love with this one. Teresa thought she was a dude,
but everyone else was convinced she was all woman.
Dave wanted a piece!
Ahhhh! We ran into Danny!!!(He's a fellow teacher in Ulsan)
This was our prostitute.She was so cute and sweet.
We visited her almost every night.
Lookin' good, Teresa
More of our surroundings
At club Tiger!----------
The next day we met up with the rest of
our friends and headed to Karon Beach.
Underwater Camera!
Teresa's underwater sexy look
We were convinced that this piece ofgrass was a fish until we took a picture of it.
His sunburn actually looks less severe in this picture. It was bad. 
Allie and her ghost story...
Dave's got it, but Teresa's sexy look still needs some work.
Judy's got her's down!(And yes, that is Andrew in a white Speedo)
Underwater arm wrestling
Judy had trouble going underwater,so none of the couple pictures turned out.
We all had contacts in so it was blind shooting underwater.That's how we ended up with pictures like this...
Group shots
Those crazy outboards again
Nice...
This photo was taken by a rep for Sports Illustrated
The view from our beach loungers
I'll take a Thai Massage, a Takeskinoff Foot and a Make Hair please...
Matching outfits in the party tuk tuk
And it looks like Dave has a gold tooth, but we promise he doesn't.
Allie zero, Jon four
The Ladies
98% of the glasses at Paris Barwere these woman shaped ones!
Awwww...
Welcome to Clinic!
Choosing our meds from the Barmacy menu
Dr. Allie and her slutty nurses are here to help
Our first prescription filled.An IV bag of Viagra sucked into syringes!
Medical Supplies
Judy and her nurse
A doctor is always on call
Dr. Jon and his slutty nurses!
Something was really funny
Did somebody call the doctor?(Andrew's second pair of linen pants)
While Andrew was playing doctor on the balcony, this woman thought he worked at Clinic and pinched
his butt so he would take their order...
Judy and the weird display by the bathroom
Not sure what's happening here
Before
After
Winter Break & 7th Heaven
The 69 Bar & Bonkers
The girls
The boys
The Legs
Andrew is always classyThe girls take a turn on the pole...
Teresa's bra!
The person that rings the bell buys a round for everyone at the bar
Allie getting more than a handful
WOW!
I really think she is doing a pit check...
Whispering sweet nothings
Four good lookin' dudes
The Gang
Don't know what's going on here
The two most beautiful things in Andrew's life
Thai Ronald
We found ants in our room, so we asked thefront desk for a room change. This was our new view!
Patong Beach
Didn't know the camera was zoomed
D&T
A
The parasailing at Patong was all day, everyday. It's hard to see in the picture, but there was a Thai man riding
tandem with each tourist, only he wasn't strapped in. He would
swing around in the ropes during the ride. It was strange.
The water wasn't near as clear as Karon Beach
An afternoon snooze
Teresa calculating the bill after anawesome New Year's Eve Indian feast!
Margaritas! 
Judy found a friend...
Watching the fireworks while enjoying a terrible beer
Gazing at the explosions overhead
Back to Clinic for a check up!
This nurse loved Judy
Administering another IV bag...
Everything about him is beautiful.(Only the lucky girls get purchased by studs like him...)
Prepare yourself for a series of inappropriate photos with this prop...
Judy is badass, clearly.
Cheeeeese!
No sense in wasting good meds!
A male nurse making his rounds
Judy's turn
The European men in the background are priceless!
Lollipops & Tequila(in Paris Bar)
Andrew's arm placement is not awkward at all.
Happy girl!
Leaving Clinic did not mean the end ofinappropriate photos with Clinic goods.
Some of the other clientele at Paris Bar
True Love
Teresa's alter ego, Thai-resa, came out to play!
Grrrrrrr!
Tequila for the girls!
And tequila for Andrew and a Japanese dude!
Andrew obviously needed that shot...
Dave
Dave & Teresa
Dave, Teresa & Judy
Dave, Teresa, Judy & Andrew!
Alien was also vacationing in Phuket----------
Not surprisingly, the discovery of a Carrefour
was one of the highlights of the trip!
They can Prego in Thailand!
Mmmmm, assorted meats...We actually saw a Carrefour employee on rollerblades
putting one of these away. It was amazing!
The cutest meal on earth!
Assorted crazy Thai fruits
Durians
More fruits, maybe...
Gift baskets of bird's nest & essence of chicken health drinks!
This is THE ONLY SEAHAG RESTAURANT in the world!Can you believe that?
Judy & Andrew sporting their new matching swimsuits!
Nice...
Too bad this one wasn't focused!
We wanted a shot of the four of us, but we never quite got it
